ohshiitakemushrooms:

Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?

so in English class a girl filled her sports water bottle to the brim with Tang (don’t ask me how much mix that took, probably a lot) but then it slipped out of her hands and exploded everywhere. And in the most distressed voice I’ve ever heard she yelled out, “MY TANG!” and slammed her head down on her desk.

ireallydunnowhyitssuchabigdildo:

hearing someone say “marina and the diamonds” in public

hitgurl:

• Saying no sometimes
• Wanting to be alone sometimes
• Saying no to sex
• Saying yes to sex
• Not being sure about your life career
• Deciding to study instead of going out
• Getting rid of the toxic people in your life
• Ending a relationship that is hurting you
• Not liking the things everyone else likes

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

• Virgin: Give a description of the person you want to lose (or have lost) your virginity to.
• Disney: Which Disney character are you most like?
• Future: Do you think you'd feel better if you know what's going to happen to you later in your life?
• iTunes: Top 10 favorite songs?
• Turn: Who's someone you wish you didn't (have to) say goodbye to?
• Tattoo: What tattoos do you want or have, and what's the story behind them?
• Skirt: If you could learn any dance style, which would it be?
• Cinema: List of movies that have changed your life or your way of thinking.
• Post: If an apocalypse were to happen, what do you think the situation would be?
• Years: Tell us a story from when you were in high (or middle) school.
• Vinyl: Top 3 favorite albums?
• Blog: What's something you've learned from having your blog?